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General Chatter / Re: Do you think its cute when
« on: January 10, 2018, 08:27:18 PM »
I wouldn't say "cute", more like "erotic".  ::)
Well, even though it is erotic, it's still pwetty cute :3

General Chatter / Anthrocon in Pittsburgh anyone?
« on: January 07, 2018, 03:49:56 AM »
I've been a furry for a few years and never really thought of going to anthrocon even though I live in Pittsburgh and everything. I was just curious if any of you have been to Anthrocon or have planned on going this year for the first time. I personally think it'd be great for me to meet some like-minded people in person with varying interests, and hopefully, make some new friends in some manner. Or at the very least, have a good time.

Writer's Den / Re: [F + Mature] Hayley and Jasmine
« on: December 18, 2017, 08:56:27 PM »
This is fantastic. I'm glad to read anything by you.

Writer's Den / Re: [F + Anthro] The Morning Stuck Sniffles
« on: November 17, 2017, 04:27:15 AM »
Awww, what a cute little story. It really got to the point(if you know what I mean). I love it!

I'm New Here / Re: Hiya
« on: November 14, 2017, 10:27:41 PM »
Glad to have you around. I hope enjoy it here. I felt kinda nervous joining too and I really think you're more courageous than me for posting so soon. If you're interested in talking to people from this site, you can always send me a DM.

Writer's Den / Re: Sonic sneezefic: Zeena
« on: November 09, 2017, 04:26:19 AM »
Huh, the story is pretty fun. Great work!

I'm New Here / Re: Hi There!! I'm AnimalCrackers
« on: November 03, 2017, 02:11:56 AM »
Welcome to the forum, glad you're here!

General Chatter / Re: SnEZ Ref: Favortie Sneezing Species? Ver.4
« on: October 29, 2017, 03:03:11 PM »
For me, it gotta be otters, raccoons, and skunks.
But most are fine.

Unarchived Stories / Re: [F + Pokemon + Mature] Fox Girl Maid*
« on: October 24, 2017, 02:01:55 AM »
I swear everytime I read this, I always imagine her sounding british. I just don't get it.

Unarchived Stories / Re: [F] The dragoness desk clerk*
« on: October 22, 2017, 04:35:15 PM »
Such a great story. One of my favorites, honestly.

Unarchived Stories / Re: [F] The Museum Job*
« on: October 22, 2017, 04:33:10 PM »
The build-ups in this one are great it's so tense.

Unarchived Stories / Re: [F] Catherine Kitsune, 'Artistry'*
« on: October 22, 2017, 04:30:17 PM »
I loved this story, so cute! ;D

I'm New Here / Re: New here!
« on: October 19, 2017, 10:28:13 AM »
Welcome, glad you're around.

I'm New Here / Re: Hello.
« on: October 17, 2017, 10:25:13 AM »
Glad you're around here. I like your ambitions and look forward to talking to you. :)

Commission Cave / Re: Commissions are Open!
« on: October 11, 2017, 07:25:23 PM »
Good to know, was just curious. That's all, have a good one!

Commission Cave / Re: Commissions are Open!
« on: October 11, 2017, 03:12:00 AM »
How long do you think you'll be open for commisoons?

Writer's Den / Re: [M, Happy Tree Friends] Tickling My Nose
« on: October 09, 2017, 10:32:33 AM »
This was pretty fun, loved every bit of it.

I'm New Here / Re: Hello Every Person
« on: October 09, 2017, 10:28:51 AM »
*Waves hello* Welcome to the forum.

Writer's Den / [F+Anthro] Foxy shopping
« on: October 03, 2017, 10:18:11 PM »
     Stepping out of her car, today was just another day. Today this red fox had to get some food for the next week. At the very least, she was able to meet up with an old friend today while she was at work, so not all was lost.

     Giving the "Save a Bunch" door a light push, she eyed a few ailes she knew she had to go past. She grabbed a shopping bin and headed her way. While strutting along the store floor, her long,silver hair shinned mildly while noticeable dust particles landed on it from several feet above her.

     In the food aisle, she was looking carefully for the right bread at the same time a wolf and her two cubs, with one being in the baby chair and the other tugging at her mom to get that one item he wants. They seemed to be carrying a bouquet of flowers inside a basket with a balloon saying "Happy anniversary" on it .

     Triggering a harsh reaction from Brittney's nose, her head tilts back as the pollen merely beside her assaults her nasal cavities. Even at her knees, she performs quite the show with her muzzle scrunching and having her fan her nose as wide as her nostrils have expanded.

     Just as Brittney is about to squeeze her nose to catch the sneeze, the sneeze catches her off guard, letting loose without enough warning.

     "Raiichhieee! *whines softly*" Brittney sneezes, not only in public(*gasp* heaven forbid) but she also sneezes on her least favorite bread, wheat.

     Rolling her eyes as she takes the spray soaked bread, the tickle in her nose spikes due to the family beside her still being around. Thankfully, the tickle isn't as strong, so she manages to take the palm of her paw and begins to rub and shake her nose in desperation as she snags some cans of soup.

     Shifting to the drink and dairy aisle, she starts to look for some milk when she stubbles across an old goat granny not too far from her. Something in Brittney thinks that this goat could help her find some milk.

     Brittney walks up to the goat and pokes her on the shoulder, the goat turns around and asks "Oh!  What seems to be the problem?".

     "Well, I'm just trying to find the 2% Milk." Brittney responds. The goat lady nodes and briefly looks around, she then asks Brittney " You mean the red ones?".

     Brittney gives a confused look on her face and goat lady signals Brittney to come a bit closer so she can see what she mean. As Brittney comes near, her nose twitches at the faint smell of perfume, of course with allergies like Brittney's she begins to freak out and starts rubbing her nose again.

     The goat lady notices Brittney and shakes her head in disapproval, she then says " No no no, you can't rub it with you hand like that. You'll get your germs everywhere." Scolds the goat lady.

     "nihhh...No I think I'm fine." Brittney says slightly aggressively.

     The goat lady walks up to Brittney and grabs her hand and gently pulls it away from her nose, she then takes her own hand and rubs Brittney's nose with the back of her hand. " You gotta do it like this." Says the goat lady.

     Cross-eyed, Brittney is very confused having on old lady rub her nose. After a few moments, the tickle seemed to fad away. The goat lady then trudged to the 2% milk and handed it to Brittney, still dumb founded and staring into space at this point not realizing she was holding milk for a moment. The goat lady then says " here you go, and remember to use the back, not the front."

     With all the food she needed, Brittney decided to finally check out. She made it to a lengthily line, about 12 people. By the time it was 3 people left her nose ached more from the returning itch from before, her muzzle autonomously kept scrunching even though she told herself she was fine. If she were to speak now, all that would come out would be a "haa"s and "ehh"s. All she could do was put her nose awkwardly into her wrists which were firmly holding the grocery bin's handles.

     When it was her turn in line, she was both excited and mortified.  Her cashier was a brown haired sweety that has been friends with her for years, but yet haven't seen each other in years.

     "*gasps* Hey! Hows it been Brittney, I'm glad you've stopped by." said Sam as she ringed in her items.

     "hihhh...Ya know, the usual." Brittney says, trying to play it cool.

     "Well, I haven't seen you since what, high school? So what are you doing?" Sam asks.

     "Sniff, ya know. Thihhh.... Things." Brittney says awkwardly, trying to avoid talking as much as possible.

     "Come on, there's gotta be so- . Hey Brit, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to set you off." Sam apologizes as she sees her friend struggling to hold off a sneeze.

     "No no nihhhh...Nihaaachieeew.Chieew,Hecieee! Sniff, I'm fuhhhiii..." Brittney says after letting out 3 sharp sneezes, followed by her own finger being brought to her nose.

     "Total is $10.24, listen. Just let out some sneezes outside and I'll help you with the groceries from there." Sam suggests.

     The customers behind Brittney give an annoyed look at Sam's suggestion.

      Despite Sam's idea, Brittney was too busy forking out her money from deep within her purse. As she was trying to find the needed change, all of her change flew out of her purse. Causing her to get down a get back her change before things got worse.

      However, for every few coins she picked up, her head leaned back and she gave out a few squeaky sneezes. "*pants pants* Hihhh-CHieew, Huchieeeew,Rachieee..."

      Finally, after nearly 40 sneezes, she finally was able to finish paying her worried friend the last .24 cents. Sam looked at Brittney and asked " Hey, you sure you don't need help."

     Brittney shook her head as she scrubbed her nose on the way out leaving with one last loud "Raaachieeee!"

     As the door closed behind Brittney, Sam noticed a slip of paper next to the code scanner, it was Brittney's new phone number. Sam grinned as she continued the rest of her 9 to 5.

Writer's Den / [F+Star Fox] Krystal the house nurse.
« on: October 02, 2017, 11:54:34 PM »
I do not own Star Fox or any of its characters. Only the story

This is how both main characters look like if you haven't seen them before.

Miyu Lynx


     In recent years, a few members have been added to the Star Fox crew, those members are Miyu the lynx and Fay the cocker spaniel. These two have proven they are more than capable arwing pilots for any misson. With both Fay and Miyu being quite the colorful characters, they are welcome additions to Star Fox. However, today seems to be a new low for one of these recruits...

     "Sniffle, I thought I told Fox, I'm not si-Ichiew!" said Miyu, sneezing for the fourth time.

     "Listen Miyu, I got to head out in 20 minutes." says fox, as he winced in frustration while pinching the back of his muzzle, between the eyes. He sighs as he begins one last time to repeat himself.

     "I really don't have time, so let me make this clear. You ARE sick, and don't tell me different because you know you are. And we also can't afford anyone to be a liability under any circumstances, except for Slippy, he at least can maintain out arwings."

     Miyu glairs at fox, annoyed. Fox looks back at her as he rolls his eyes.

     "Hey, to be frank, being a pilot is the only thing your good for." Fox kneels down and begins to talk to Miyu in a softer tone. " But your still a great person, so I wanna look out for ya too by helping you. "

     Miyu sighs and turns head. "Sniffle, and that's suppose to make me feel better."

     "*Sighs*, I guess not, but you need to rest. I'm gonna have Krystal take care of you." Fox says as he gets up and walks away.

     Miyu attempts to get up, but quickly feels weak and lays back down. "He is right 'bout one thing, I feel pretty shit." She says to her self.

15 minutes later

     "What?! Why can't you stay back, your so much better at this." Krystal asks, having a confused look on her face.

     " Well..." Fox looks down, a bit scared to admit the truth. "I kinda said you would help her."

     "Sniffff, fine. Just don't be gone for too long." Krystal says, willing to comply.

     Fox nods his head he gives Krystal a long hug and kiss. " Don't worry, I won't be." He says as he wave goodbye and begins walking to his arwing.

     As the sliding door to the arwing closes behind Fox, Krystal groans at the day ahead whilst trudging towards Miyu's room.

     "UGH, really?! Why does she have to get sick now, it's not like we needed to do anything this weekend, Fox could've help her easily. I swear if he-." Krystal stops after complaining to herself as she makes her way into Miyu's room.

     Despite Miyu being pretty new here, Krystal knew her well enough to know she could be quite stubborn. So she knew this wasn't going to be easy.

      Miyu's room is a mess to begin with, having clothes littered across the floor. On top of that the trash bin next to her queen sized bed was overflowing with wads of tissues. The walls however, were quite clean. They were the standard light blue that was for all rooms inside the great fox, however Miyu decorated her walls with many different famous arwing pilots and movie actors. The lights on her ceiling were off and she only had a dim lamp on top of a small dresser next to her.

     "Hey! You are..."
      "Krystal, really that's just rude. Not knowing your own co-pilot's name." Krystal remarked, slightly annoyed already, but she tried to keep a cool head.

     "Fox told me your sick, but he didn't say exactly how sick. So could you do me a favor and humor me a bit while I fix up your room." Krystal commanded while cleaning Miyu's room.

     "Sniffle, well I'll have you know I'm not sick. I just h-hihhh..."

     Miyu's breath begins to hitch, her hands instinctively grab a tissue from her array of tissue boxes. At the same time, she puts a finger up to her cold-ridden nose to stop the tickle in it.

     "...have allergies." Miyu finishes.

     "Ok, then what are these?" Krystal asks, showing Miyu the filled bin of tissues next to her.

     The tickle spikes in Miyu's nose. Her long ears flatten to the side as her back arches and her muzzle scrunch as the result of her itchy, flairing nostrils being eagar to give a powerful blow.

     "Hihhhh-ha...ehhhh, Ahcieww! Sniffle, ugh." Miyu sneezes roughly into her tissue as she wipes and blows her nose with it.

     "Uhuh." Krystal acknowledges Miyu with a suspicious look on her face, amused. She feels Miyu's forehead and just knows she has a cold. Feeling mischievous,  she plays a cruel trick on Miyu, while still helping her of course. By doing this, Miyu will have to cooperate " You know what? You actually don't seem ill at all..." Krystal takes Miyu's tissues away from her and finds her allergies pills for her. " So you won't need this of course, just take these you'll be fine." Krystal walks out of the room while saying, " I think I'm done her, take care."

     "Wait a sec." Miyu says as she leans forward while faking a cough. " *cough cough* I think I'm sick now *cough* (the door slides close). *sighs*, great..."

     Krystal leaves the room and starts going on her way to ROB 64 to get some pills for Miyu.

      "Rhacieeww!" Miyu screams, with Krystal hearing her faintly.


     "Hello, KRYSTAL. How may I help you?" ROB asks, waiting with a dull expression as always.

     "Miyu is sick-" Krystal says, only to be briefly interrupted by ROB.

      "And she has a moderate cold. I have prepared this for her in request of FOX MCCLOUD." ROB states. " Is there anything else you require?"

     Krystal quickly takes the pills and her "conversation" with ROB abruptly ends. Krystal is about to jet when ROB quickly remarks. "FOX MCCLOUD will be here in ONE HOUR and FIFTEEN MINUTES. He will stay here for approximately FIVE MINUTES.

     Upset, Krystal rushed back to Miyu's room without a word.

Miyu's room

     "Five minutes?" Krystal repeats to herself as she approaches Miyu's bedroom. She shoves that thought to the back of her head as she continues with her plan.

     "So, if your not sick. Then you defiantly don't need this." Krystal shows Miyu a bottle of nasal decongestants.

     "Pfft, of course not. Besides it's only allergies,sniffle." Miyu says, sounding confident. " Even then, I still need some tissues, ya know. These allergies are really killing me." Miyu says, obviously faking.

     " Then what about those pills over there?" Krystal asks, gesturing towards the allergy pills she took out earlier. Which are still in the same place from when she left the room.

     "...mhhhhhhhhhh, can I have the tissues please?" Miyu says, avoiding the question.

     " Oh come on, all you need is to swallow one of these right?" Krystal says while opening the allergy pills and pointing one towards the front of Miyu's muzzle, slowly.

     Backing her head away, Miyu whimpers slightly as the pill inches towards her mouth. Right when the pill is about to touch her lips, she takes the pill and says. "*sighs* fine, I am a little sick."

"See, was it that hard?" Krystal teases Miyu. Miyu cocks her head to the side and crosses her arms.

     " Sure." Says Miyu.

     Krystal takes the allergy pills away from Miyu and steps outside the room for a moment to get the tissues that were sitting beside her door. Right when the tissues are in view of miyu, her nose reacts at just the reminder of having to sneeze.

     Miyu's nose flairs and spasms, her muzzle scrunches again while her ears and body commit to same song and dance of shrinking themselves as before. She raises her head with her breath violently hitching.

     " qui-ihhhhh...quickly, the tissues. Sniffle, Hihhhh, Hachixxxss." Miyu becomes light-headed from all the sneezing she's done so far, have this one being her 30th.

     "Alright, here you go." Krystal says as she hands Miyu her tissues and some pills.

     "Sniffle, thanks. Ra-chieew. Appreciate it." Miyu says, accepting her illness.

    As the next hour went on, Krystal brought Miyu some soup and comforted her my fluffing her pillows, most importantly she stay at her bed side. After a little while, the air around the two began to feel thick with Miyu's cold, Miyu couldn't feel it, but someone definitely could...

     As Krystal began to hand Miyu a tissue for her quivering nose, her own nose began to feel twitch on it's own and had an annoying itch in the back of her muzzle.

     "Hihh-Hey, I still neeehhhh, need to sneeze. Miyu said, but then quickly looked at Krystal and scoffed at the itch in her muzzle. " I guess I'm not the only one who needs to sneeze."

     Krystal had her eyes squeezed shut and a tissue ready to catch a sneeze but just from hearing Miyu's remark, she opened her eyes and looked at her in annoyance.

     "Says Ms. snehihhh-sneeze ahhhhh. Alots, sniffle. Rachhhcieew," Krystal sneezes, wiping her the tears from her eyes as her nose begins to run slightly.

     "Krystal, don't you know? Sharing is caring." Miyu says while putting a hand up expecting a tissue to be placed in her hand.

     Krystal pulls the tissues away from Miyu's hand as she wipes her own twitchy nose with one of them.

     As she finishes, she briskly hands Miyu the box of tissues.

     "*Sighs*" Krystal sighs. She rubs her nose, eyeing the box. Knowing how much she'd much rather not wash a mucus covered rug, she asked.
"Hey, sniffle. Could I have o-." Krystal is interrupted by Miyu harshly blowing her nose.

     " No, there are only two left in here. And I'm the one who needs help." Says Miyu

"But you wouldn't want me to sneeze all over your furniture, would you?" Krystal points out.

     The two of them sit there and think about the last two tissues. After a moment, they realize something.

     Miyu figures out that with little tissues being left, that means they both can't sneeze...


     "Hey Fox, don't you think we should head back to check on those two?" Falco points out. Fox alarm beeps.

     " Right on cue Falco. Everyone head to base."

Back in Miyu's bedroom

     With no tissues available to use, Krystal and Miyu's minds begin to panic.

     Oh god, what are we going to do. I mean he's almost here, but it's not like time is going any faster- Krystal thinks, only to have Miyu put a finger under her nose.

     Miyu then gestures to her own face towards Krystal hoping she gets the memo. Krystal slowly slides her finger towards Miyu's contorted face and under her nose. They both sit still, waiting for the itch to go away.

     "Come on, only five more minutes." Krystal says.

     "Five minutes to what."


     Krystal's nose begins to flair rapidly and is about to let loose only for Miyu to generously rub her nose for her. Miyu's nose gave off large tremors for a thing so small, but was noticable enough for Krystal to begin rubbing it. Barely saving Miyu's nose in turn.

     For about the next five minutes, Krystal and Miyu had a contest of "who's nose was itchier". With the both of them tiring out from the constant struggle, their whole bodies shifting as their noses were ready to give a large and long release.

     As their noses were pointed high up in the air. Fox walked in on both of them as they finally sneezed.

     "Hachieeww, sniff I'm so sorachiieww. Sorry Fox, sniff. Huuucieww, Ruchieeww!


      "Hehe...*sighs." Fox sighs as he very well knows that now he has to help both of them, and the story continues...

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