Well, jumping Jesus on a pogo stick, hell's going to be busy rounding that lot up. I wonder what proportion of American males are sports fans? I wonder what proportion of humans have consumed porn?
Of course, I agree that furries (at least by one definition) are already on there under "porn-lovers".
I like how pot smokers are specifically condemned -- "Puff not of the most foul
magic dragon! Shoot up on crack instead -- it's what Jesus would do." I also like how lesbians get their own special mention after homosexuals have already been counted. God forbid female autonomy and sexual freedom! Devilry is afoot!