Yeeeeeah, so I had a retarded dream, and this was part of it.
"Managing your Macro"
"Fun with Paprika"
"Being the Best Torturer"
Those were three of the 'panel' names that popped to mind during some random dream segment and I found them to be rather amusing. Not specifically sneeze-fetish related, though all can certainly apply. Maybe they can be story ideas for someone.