A T.U.F.F. Flu [M/F/N+Dog, Cat, Hyena, Alien (Unknown Animal)] T.U.F.F. Puppy

[T.U.F.F. Agent Tuckerson]

   Today was Dance-Party Friday! Everyone was doing their normal jobs: Dudley and Kitty out are stopping a crime while Keswick and Chubster are in the lab working on an invention. Today, something was up with one of the bad guys the two agents had caught. It was Snaptrap. He was sick and sort of hallucinating to the point where he stole the wrong thing thinking it was something else. Dudley was, unfortunately, closest to the dirty rat as he put the cuffs on him.

"Careful, Dudley, he's sick." Kitty warned.

After taking Snaptrap to jail, Dudley and Kitty were soon dragging themselves into the T.U.F.F. building. Keswick and the chief turned their heads as they heard the elvator go 'DING!' and open the doors, revealing the two now-sick agents who were coughing and sneezing.

"Agents Puppy and Katswell, what happened? You two  look as if you ate a poisoned apple!" The flea questioned. (Snow White reference xD)

"We're fine, Chief." Kitty coughed. "We're just a little-*Ahchoo!* sick from catching Snaptrap." She sniffled.

"*AhChoo!* Sdaptrap gabe us his cold." Dudley groaned then sniffled.

"Have Keswick and Chubster check you out." Chief advised. "Then you two should take a sick day, go home, and get some rest."

"What about the other bad guys?" Dudley asked, coughing.

"Agents Kicheko and Panthera can fill in for you."


While King and I were assigned to Dudley and Kitty's position, the feline and canine went to see Keswick and Chubster. The two alien scientists confirmed that it was the flu, they gave the sick agents an antidote and advised them to take one dose each day until they got better. King and I were visiting our friends to see if they would be okay.

"Get well soon." I said to the cat and dog.

Dudley and Kitty went home and did as they advised, but this wasn't over. Soon, Keswick and Chubster were feeling funny.

"ah... Ah... aH..." Keswick sniffed and rubbed his nose. "AHhChOO!*"

Chubster, while rubbing his own large, pink, runny nose, writes: Dad, are you okay?~ The genderless clone sniffles.

"Need a tissue?" I asked as King exited the lab.

"Yeah." Keswick sniffled. "I'b f-feh-fide.." He rubs his nose.

I exited the lab to get a snack. My lion partner and I went out to catch more bad guys until we started feeling under the weather ourselves. Back with Keswick and Chubster, they were having violent sneeze attacks lately.

"*HkchH!* *KscH!* *HpscH!*" Chubster sneezes acid all over himself.

"heh..*EscH!* *aHcHOO!*" Kes sniffles.

While blowing his nose, Keswick offered his clone a tissue. They had acid-proofed their clothes, the tissues, and well, Chubster. He was born acid-proof because his body fluids are all acidic. Sure, it burns, but Chubster is so used to it, it doesn't even burn anymore. The chief soon came in to check on the two geniuses, but instead of seeing the new invention completed, he saw the two aliens blowing their noses with a pile of tissues beside them.

"What are you two doing? Why aren't you working?" The Chief questioned.

"It appuh-puh-puh-appuh-appears we're sick, Chief." Keswick explained.

"*HtscH!*" Chubster sneezed acid in Chief's direction, causing the flea to flee. (AAaaaah xD) Chubs writes: Sorry, Chief.~ He sniffles.

"How did you two get sick?" The chief asked.

"Well, I got it from ch-chuh-*AhChOO!* frob Chubster, who got it frob Agedt k-kuh-k-kuh-Kats--*AHhCH!*-Kat-Katswell, who got it frob Agedt p-puh-Puppy." Keswick coughed then sniffled with a runny nose.

Chubster hands him a tissue. He writes: Chief, Dad and I will be okay.~

"No. I will have to send you two home for the day. You're sick, and I can't have you sneezing all over your work."

King and I soon come in with runny noses and tissues.

"Chief,--*EhChOO!* we got bad dews.." I sniffed.

"We caught the flu." The lion coughed.

"This is terrible! All of our best agents are now getting sick!" The middle-aged flea coughed.

"So basically, Chief's gettidg it frob Kidg, who got it frob be, who got it frob Keswick, who got it frob Chubster, who got it frob Kitty, who got it frob Dudley, who--*EhscH!*.. got it frob Sdaptrap." I explained. "Wow! What are the odds?" I coughed.

TBC

[T.U.F.F. Agent Tuckerson]

Later, everyone was at home in bed with boxes of tissues and bowls of soup. So we head on over to Keswick and Chubster's house to see the two geniuses in bed. Chubster just came out of the bathroom after vomiting. Lucky for them, they acid-proofed the whole house, including the toilet. They were tired of Chubster melting the toilet away after each release.

"*aAhChOO!*" Keswick blew his nose.

Chubster writes: Dad, can I have some more soup?~ "*hKscHnK!*"

"sh-shuh-Sure, Chub-*AhChOO!* *HihChOO!* *HahpscH!*" Keswick sniffles.

Chubster blows his nose and writes: It's okay, Dad, I'll get it.~

Chubs makes some more soup, and re-enters the room. As he sets one bowl down, he makes it to his bed, but...--

"*KsscH!*"

The chubby alien scientist sneezed some of the soup right onto Keswick. Keswick shakes the soup off his fur. He was lucky that the acid didn't get on him.

Chubs writes: Sorry, Dad!~ The chubby alien coughed.

"It's okay,--*AhChOO!* Chubs." Keswick sniffled before drinking his soup.

A few minutes later, Keswick sees his clone moving his arms around.

"ch-chuh-Chubster, what are you doing?" Keswick coughed.

Chubs writes: Take that, bad guy!~ The genderless, chubby genius appears to be sticking his arms out at nothing.

Keswick tilts his head as Kitty called on his wrist com.

"Hi, Keswick. Hi, Chubster." The feline coughed. "How are you feeling?"

"n-nuh-Not so-*HihChOO!* g-guh-g-guh-good.. Chubster thinks he can control the e-e-elements.." Keswick explained blowing his nose.

Chubster writes: Look, I can waterbend!~ He sticks his paws out at the bowl of soup.

"Oookay.." Kitty sniffed.

Keswick snickers weakly before coughing. "So, what about you and Agent Puppy?" Kes sniffed.

"We are getting a little better, but Dudley is throwing up in my shoes.." The cat growled a bit but coughed.

"Bleh!" The dog barfed.

"Gross!.." Kitty groaned.

"*AHCHOO!*" Dudley sniffed as Kitty sipped some soup.

"Agedt Puppy, why ared't you at your owd p-peh-peh-place?" Keswick sniffled.

"He wouldd't leave because he's--*AhChoo!* too sick to dribe hobe." She blows her nose.

Soon, King and I were on our wrist coms, but I was asleep. King tapped the screen, and everyone else just shrugged.

"GIIIIGGLES!" Everyone yelled.

"AAHH--*AahChOO!*" I yelled waking up with a runny nose.

"You disgust be, hyeda." The lion coughed as we saw his teenage son walk past.

"Hello, g-guh-Giggles." Keswick sniffled.

"Oh, What's up, guys? King has a son?" I coughed.

"Bobby (Mommy), who's that?" Huruma asked.

"*EhChOO!*" Kibaya sneezed.

"Awww! You poor sickly cubs.." Kitty mewed then coughed.

"Hi, Udcle Keswick! Hi eberbody!" Kibaya sniffled.

"*AhhcH!*" Huruma paws at her nose.

I clean the cubs' noses before feeding them. I then notice Chubster 'being weird'.

"Ookaaay, what is he doidg?" I questioned before snickering and blowing my nose.

"Chubster's hah-hah-hallu--ah..hallucin---ahh... *AhChnkscHOO!* hallucinating." Keswick explained.

"It's kidda fuddy!" Dudley laughed before coughing.

Soon, the Chief came on the wrist com. He had red eyes while the rest of us had dry noses since he didn't have a nose.

"Hey, Chief." We all greeted coughing.

"Hello, agents." The chief coughed.

"hhh.. hh.. *HpscH!* *HpChwH!*" Chubster sniffles as the acid landed on his screen causing everyone to gasp.

"d-duh-Dod't w-weh-*AhcH!* wuh-worry, guys." Keswick sniffled. "We acid-p-puh-puh-puh-*AhChOO!* proofed his wrist com."

"Gross!" Dudley said.

"Hey, you barfed id Kitty's shoes, while you're talkidg." I sniffled.

"How did you kdow that?" The dog questioned.

"I was just turdidg od by wrist cob whed you had the--*AHHCH!* codversatiod." I blew my nose.

"Cober your dose whed you sdeeze, hyeda." King complained.

"*AhChOO!*" Keswick sniffled and blew his nose.

Chubster coughs and writes: I don't feel so good..~ "*HcHnX!*" The chubby, genderless alien scientist ended up sneezing all over himself.

"D'aww, bless you." Kitty coughed.

"Seriously, does DO ODE cober their doses whed they sdeeze?" King complained.

"I know right?!" Chief agreed.

Everyone sniffled and blew their noses. Later, everyone was drinking soup and still talking on their wrist coms. While Keswick was blowing his nose, Chubster went into a sneeze attack.

TBC

[T.U.F.F. Agent Tuckerson]

"hh*HtscHw!* *Hkshnkx!* *txscH!* *sniffle*-*HsxcH!* *HpcHw!* *cHtscH!*--" Chubs nose itched like crazy, and he started reverse sneezing.

Some of the acid landed on the wrist com while some of it was caught in Chubster's paws. With that, Keswick put a finger to his clone's nose, and that paused Chubs' sneezes.

"Is he okay?" I coughed.

"Geez, Chubs, Gesundheit!" Dudley barked.

Kitty sniffles. "Bless you, Chubster. Are you alright?" She asks rubbing her nose.

Chubster writes: I'm fine. Thank you.~ The chubby, genderless clone sniffs and blows his large, pink nose.

"Gross..." King mutters.

"*AhChOO!*" Keswick sneezes.

"*EhChOO!*" I sniffled.

Kes and I look at each other (through our wristcoms, of course.) crazy after sneezing in unison.

"Well, th-theh-this is awkward.." Keswick sniffs.

"I kdow right?" I laugh a bit before coughing.

"You guys are weirdos." The chief said.

"*Plllbbbt!*" I blew rasberries and crossed my arms.

Chubster snickers as Keswick sips some soup. I feed the cubs while King and the chief chat. Dudley starts hallucinating, and Kitty rolls her eyes.

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Look, Kitty, I'm flying!" Dudley yelled, coughing.

"We lost another one." I giggle before coughing as well.

"*AhChoo!*" Kitty sniffles. "Dudley, keep it down!"

"*AhChew!* What is the silly doggie doidg?" Kibaya asks with a runny nose.

"He thinks he's fleh-fleh-flying." Keswick exlained.

"Yup." I agreed.

"*HplscHw!*" Chubster sniffles and writes: It's called hallucinating. You see things that aren't there.~

"Oh, so he bust see hibself id the sky." Huruma coughs.

"I guess so. Typical canines.. always so loud." King comments.

"Nope, that's just Agent Puppy." the chief said.

Snaptrap appeared on all our wrist coms.

"It is I, Verminous Snaptrap!" The rat says.

"More like Stupidious Butttrap. PAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" I laughed.

Everyone laughs at my joke, but Snaptrap just gets sore.

"Rude.. Anyway, I've broken out of prison, and I plan to make everyone sick and just as encapacitated as T.U.F.F.!" The evil rat coughs.

"Agents Puppy and Katswell, you've got to stop him." the chief told them.

"Can't. Dudley's hallucinating." Kitty said.

"*EhscH!* I'be got sick cubs." I said.

"I thought hyedas were tough." King mocks.

"We are, ya dubb liod, but they are odly cubs, add I deed the others to watch theb whed I rest." I explained.

"ch-chuh-Chubster add Agedt k-kuh-kuh-*AhhChOO!* Agedt k-k-Katswell cad go." Keswick sniffled.

Chubster writes: I am no longer hallucinating.~ The genderless alien blows his nose.

Pretty soon, Keswick's parents call on a wrist com. They were sick, and apparently, Snaptrap has broken into their home.

"Mom, d-duh-Dad? What's goidg od?" Keswick asked.

Chubs writes: Hi, grandma! Hi, grandpa!~

"Help!-..*AhChew!* We've beed robbed by a crazy rat!" Keswick's mother sniffled.

"Let be guess: This rat was sick, add he gabe you the flu to rob you blidd?"

"After he got us--*AhChoo!* sick. I bit him, and he took off." Keswick's dad coughed.

"We taught him a lesson just before he escaped." Keswick's mother coughed. "He won't be robbing us again." She cracks her knuckles and blows her nose.

Kitty and Chubster head out to stop Snaptrap. As the only two who weren't incapacitated, they will be able to stop Snaptrap. They found him leaving the home of Keswick's parents and Chubster's grandparents, limping from being beaten up by Keswick's mom.

"Freeze, Snaptrap!" Kitty sniffed aiming her blaster at the rat.

"Agents Katswell and Fatswick, no, I made all of T.U.F.F. sick! You should be in bed!" Snaptrap protested.

"*HpscHw!*" Chubs sneezes acid, and it lands on Snaptrap.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAH!" He runs around trying to get the acid off. It dissolves his clothes, and the naked rat covers himself, embarrassed.

He writes: We are sick, thanks to you, but that won't stop us.~

Chubster jumps and pins Snaptrap while Kitty cuffs him before taking him to prison, and everyone is called to come retrieve their stolen items. Later, everyone returns home. Kitty takes Chubster home.

"*AhChOO!*" Keswick sniffles. "How did it g-guh-guh-guh-*aAhscH!* go?--ah.. Ah..*Ah-KsChxOO!*"

"Bless you." Kitty puts a finger to Keswick's nose.

"Thadks, Agedt k-kuh-kuh-Katswell." Keswick blows his nose and sniffs.

Chubster gets in bed, and Kitty drives back home. She finds Dudley finally asleep.

"Yes, finally.." The cat coughed, relieved.

"Good work, Agents Katswell and Chubster." The chief praised.

"*EhsChw!*" I sniffled and put a heat blanket over my cubs. They appeared to be shivering.

"*EhChew!*" Kibaya's nose is runny and stuffed.

"*HahplehscH!*" Huruma cuddles next to her sister and closes her eyes.

"Awww!" Kitty cooed.

"Oh! You're still there? Whoops!" I said before giggling.

"Are the c-cuh-cubs doidg okay?" Keswick coughed.

"Yeah, they're just a little cold." I sniffed.

"At least that dirty rat is back in prison." King blew his nose.

Dudley is snoring, and soon, King and the Chief fall asleep. I feed my cubs again as the four of us talk, except the one of us who is mute. He just writes.

"*AhChoo!*" Kitty blows her nose.

Chubster writes: I guess it's just the four of us now.~

Keswick sips some soup. "Yeah. They all g-guh-got tired and turned off their wristcoms." He stuttered.

"It's getting pretty lonely.." I commented before yawning.

Everyone is stunned at how large and plentiful my teeth were.

"Whoa!" Kitty shouted.

"What? I can't yawn?" I tilted my head confused.

"You have quite the l-leh-large c-c-carnassials." Keswick explained.

"Uh, yeah, hyenas' teeth are made for bonecracking." I said.

Chubster writes: She does have 1,100 pounds of jaw pressure.~

Dudley soon wakes up, seeing my teeth on the wristcom as I yawn.

"Aah! Dinosaur!" Dudley shouts.

"That's no d-duh-dinosaur, Agedt p-puh--*AhChOO!* Puppy." Keswick sniffles and blows his nose again before sipping some more soup.

Chubster writes: That's just Giggles.~

"Why does she have such large teeth?" Dudley asked.

"DUUUH, I'm a hyena!" I said. "We eat EVERYTHING!" I giggled a bit.

"So, how are the cubs doing?" Kitty asked.

"They're asleep." I responded.

"*HptChw!*" Chubster sneezes acid agian and blows his large, pink nose. He writes: Sorry.~

"That's okay." I coughed.

"Bless you, Chubster." Kitty said.

Keswick blows his nose and sniffs. Everyone soon starts sneezing as Dudley takes another nap.

"*AhpscH!* *AhChOO!*" Keswick rubs his nose.

"*AhChoo!*" Kitty gets up and microwaves a bowl of soup.

"*AhChscH!*" I sniffed, looking at the cubs, and they were still asleep.

"*KChscH!* *HtscH!* *TscH!*" Chubs blows his nose.

We all blink and clean our noses while watching tv and sipping soup.

TBC

[T.U.F.F. Agent Tuckerson]

"*aaAAhChOO!*" Keswick sniffles.

"Bless you." Kitty coughs.

"th-theh-Thank you, Agedt k-kuh-kuh-*snort*-Katswell.." Keswick blows his nose.

"Dude, you okay?" I sniffed before checking the cubs.

Keswick nods, sniffling. The next day, Dudley, King, and the Chief call on their wristcoms, feeling better. Kitty starts to feel better as well.

"Hey, guys! Guess who's feeling all better?" Dudley called.

"We're good enough to head back to work on Monday." The chief said.

"No more germs." King said.

"Good for you." I coughed.

"Giggles, Chubster, Keswick, are you guys still sick?" Kitty asks.

Keswick, Chubster, and I all nod, sniffling. Dudley and Kitty arrive for a visit.

"Hey, guys. How are you feeling?" Kitty asked.

"Apart frob--*AhChOO!* sdeezidg, coughidg, add g-guh-gettidg dausea, we'be beh-beed better." Keswick sniffs.

"*hhHHtsxcHw!* *KsscHx!* *XscHw!* *sniiiiiff*--hhhh..*KsChw!*" Acid nearly gets on Dudley. Chubster blows his nose and writes: Sorry, Agent Puppy.~ He sniffles.

"Bless you, Chubby." Kitty says.

"Hey, watch it!" Dudley complained.

"Are those fl-fleh--*Hic-cup!*-flowers?" Keswick comes out the bathroom after barfing.

"Are you alright?" Kitty asks.

"I'm fine." Keswick responds.

"Yup. I decided to bring flowers." Dudley responded.

Chubs writes: Agent Puppy, you know I'm severely allergic to pollen! Dad and I both!~

"Dudley, they can't be around pollen, or else--" Kitty warned.

"*aaAhChOO!*" Keswick sniffles.

"That happens." The cat finishes her sentence.

"I was just bringing a 'get well' gift. Gesundheit." Dudley defended.

"It's okay, Agedt Puppy." Keswick told him. "Thadks, adyway." He blows his nose.

"*PlsCh!* *HksChw!* *ChscH!*" Chubster stifles that last sneeze, and his fur floofs up a bit. The constant itch in Chubster's nose was driving him crazy.

"Aww.. Bless you." Kitty hands the two geniuses some tissues.

Dudley plants the flowers outside before coming back in. Kitty brings them some soup.

"Here you go." She offers.

"Thadks, agedt k-k-Katswell." Keswick sniffles.

Chubster blows his nose and writes: Thank you.~

"You're welcome." Kitty says.

Chubster went into the bathroom feeling nautious. Kitty rubs the chubby clone's back as he coughs a bit. The two geniuses soon sip some soup.

"Tell g-guh-Giggles we said 'hi'." Keswick sniffled.

"Will do!" Dudley replied.

Dudley and Kitty head next door to visit me and the cubs. They ring the door bell. I can be heard from inside the house.

"MChezaji, Utani, can you get the door?" I asked.

"Sure thing, Chekacheka." The female called.

"Who's There?" The male asked.

"Kitty and Dudley." The dog responded.

"Kitty and Dudley who?" Utani jokes.

"Just let them in." MChezaji demands.

The male opens the door, and the dog and cat enter.

"Hi, guys. May we see Giggles?" Kitty asks.

"Sure. She's in there." MChezaji said.

"Thanks Meh-Chezzi-ji." Dudley poorly pronounced.

"Please, call me by the English translation: 'Trickster'." The large female hyena told them.

"And you can call me 'Joke'." Utani giggled.

"Alright." Kitty said before entering the room where I rested with the cubs.

"HI, GIGGLES!" Dudley yelled.

"Shhh!" Kitty shushed.

"Hey, guys." I coughed.

"Hello, Giggles." Kitty purred.

"*EhChew!*" Kibaya sneezes and wakes up with a runny nose.

"Bless you." Kitty says.

"Hi, Kiki!" Dudley greets.

"Hi, Dudley." The cub coughs.

"Poor cubs.." The cat says.

"I know right?" I clean Kibaya's nose.

"Do you want some soup?" Kitty asks.

"Sure. I'm starved." I try to get up.

"You should rest. We'll get it." Kitty says.

"Already way ahead of ya!" Trickster shows up at the room entrance holding a bowl of soup with her teeth.

"*AhChew!* *HihChew!*" Huruma sniffles, waking up as well.

"Gesundheit. What is with everyone and the sneezes today?" Dudley questioned.

"That's the price of--*EhsChOO!* gettidg sick.." I sniffed. "*AhsChOO!*"

"Bless you." Kitty hands me a tissue.

"Thadks, Kitty." I blew my nose.

I feed the cubs as we chat. Later, as the cubs fall back asleep, Kitty and Dudley get ready to head home. She drops Dudley off and heads home. Later that night, everyone is in bed sleeping. The next morning, the flu went away, and things went back to normal.