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Later, everyone was at home in bed with boxes of tissues and bowls of soup. So we head on over to Keswick and Chubster's house to see the two geniuses in bed. Chubster just came out of the bathroom after vomiting. Lucky for them, they acid-proofed the whole house, including the toilet. They were tired of Chubster melting the toilet away after each release.

"*aAhChOO!*" Keswick blew his nose.

Chubster writes: Dad, can I have some more soup?~ "*hKscHnK!*"

"sh-shuh-Sure, Chub-*AhChOO!* *HihChOO!* *HahpscH!*" Keswick sniffles.

Chubster blows his nose and writes: It's okay, Dad, I'll get it.~

Chubs makes some more soup, and re-enters the room. As he sets one bowl down, he makes it to his bed, but...--


The chubby alien scientist sneezed some of the soup right onto Keswick. Keswick shakes the soup off his fur. He was lucky that the acid didn't get on him.

Chubs writes: Sorry, Dad!~ The chubby alien coughed.

"It's okay,--*AhChOO!* Chubs." Keswick sniffled before drinking his soup.

A few minutes later, Keswick sees his clone moving his arms around.

"ch-chuh-Chubster, what are you doing?" Keswick coughed.

Chubs writes: Take that, bad guy!~ The genderless, chubby genius appears to be sticking his arms out at nothing.

Keswick tilts his head as Kitty called on his wrist com.

"Hi, Keswick. Hi, Chubster." The feline coughed. "How are you feeling?"

"n-nuh-Not so-*HihChOO!* g-guh-g-guh-good.. Chubster thinks he can control the e-e-elements.." Keswick explained blowing his nose.

Chubster writes: Look, I can waterbend!~ He sticks his paws out at the bowl of soup.

"Oookay.." Kitty sniffed.

Keswick snickers weakly before coughing. "So, what about you and Agent Puppy?" Kes sniffed.

"We are getting a little better, but Dudley is throwing up in my shoes.." The cat growled a bit but coughed.

"Bleh!" The dog barfed.

"Gross!.." Kitty groaned.

"*AHCHOO!*" Dudley sniffed as Kitty sipped some soup.

"Agedt Puppy, why ared't you at your owd p-peh-peh-place?" Keswick sniffled.

"He wouldd't leave because he's--*AhChoo!* too sick to dribe hobe." She blows her nose.

Soon, King and I were on our wrist coms, but I was asleep. King tapped the screen, and everyone else just shrugged.

"GIGGLES!" Everyone yelled.

"AAHH--*AahChOO!*" I yelled waking up with a runny nose.

"You disgust be, hyeda." The lion coughed as we saw his teenage son walk past.

"Hello, g-guh-Giggles." Keswick sniffled.

"Oh, What's up, guys? King has a son?" I coughed.

"Bobby (Mommy), who's that?" Huruma asked.

"*EhChOO!*" Kibaya sneezed.

"Awww! You poor sickly cubs.." Kitty mewed then coughed.

"Hi, Udcle Keswick! Hi eberbody!" Kibaya sniffled.

"*AhhcH!*" Huruma paws at her nose.

I clean the cubs' noses before feeding them. I then notice Chubster 'being weird'.

"Ookaaay, what is he doidg?" I questioned before snickering and blowing my nose.

"Chubster's hah-hah-hallu--ah..hallucin---ahh... *AhChnkscHOO!* hallucinating." Keswick explained.

"It's kidda fuddy!" Dudley laughed before coughing.

Soon, the Chief came on the wrist com. He had red eyes while the rest of us had dry noses since he didn't have a nose.

"Hey, Chief." We all greeted coughing.

"Hello, agents." The chief coughed.

"hhh.. hh.. *HpscH!* *HpChwH!*" Chubster sniffles as the acid landed on his screen causing everyone to gasp.

"d-duh-Dod't w-weh-*AhcH!* wuh-worry, guys." Keswick sniffled. "We acid-p-puh-puh-puh-*AhChOO!* proofed his wrist com.

"Gross!" Dudley said.

"Hey, you barfed id Kitty's shoes, while you're talkidg." I sniffled.

"How did you kdow that?" The dog questioned.

"I was just turdidg od by wrist cob whed you had the--*AHHCH!* codversatiod." I blew my nose.

"Cober your dose whed you sdeeze, hyeda." King complained.

"*AhChOO!*" Keswick sniffled and blew his nose.

Chubster coughs and writes: I don't feel so good..~ "*HcHnX!*" The chubby, genderless alien scientist ended up sneezing all over himself.

"D'aww, bless you." Kitty coughed.

"Seriously, does DO ODE cober their doses whed they sdeeze?" King complained.

"I know right?!" Chief agreed.

Everyone sniffled and blew their noses.


   Today was Dance-Party Friday! Everyone was doing their normal jobs: Dudley and Kitty out are stopping a crime while Keswick and Chubster are in the lab working on an invention. Today, something was up with one of the bad guys the two agents had caught. It was Snaptrap. He was sick and sort of hallucinating to the point where he stole the wrong thing thinking it was something else. Dudley was, unfortunately, closest to the dirty rat as he put the cuffs on him.

"Careful, Dudley, he's sick." Kitty warned.

After taking Snaptrap to jail, Dudley and Kitty were soon dragging themselves into the T.U.F.F. building. Keswick and the chief turned their heads as they heard the elvator go 'DING!' and open the doors, revealing the two now-sick agents who were coughing and sneezing.

"Agents Puppy and Katswell, what happened? You two  look as if you ate a poisoned apple!" The flea questioned. (Snow White reference xD)

"We're fine, Chief." Kitty coughed. "We're just a little-*Ahchoo!* sick from catching Snaptrap." She sniffled.

"*AhChoo!* Sdaptrap gabe us his cold." Dudley groaned then sniffled.

"Have Keswick and Chubster check you out." Chief advised. "Then you two should take a sick day, go home, and get some rest."

"What about the other bad guys?" Dudley asked, coughing.

"Agents Kicheko and Panthera can fill in for you."

While King and I were assigned to Dudley and Kitty's position, the feline and canine went to see Keswick and Chubster. The two alien scientists confirmed that it was the flu, they gave the sick agents an antidote and advised them to take one dose each day until they got better. King and I were visiting our friends to see if they would be okay.

"Get well soon." I said to the cat and dog.

Dudley and Kitty went home and did as they advised, but this wasn't over. Soon, Keswick and Chubster were feeling funny.

"ah... Ah... aH..." Keswick sniffed and rubbed his nose. "AHhChOO!*"

Chubster, while rubbing his own large, pink, runny nose, writes: Dad, are you okay?~ The genderless clone sniffles.

"Need a tissue?" I asked as King exited the lab.

"Yeah." Keswick sniffled. "I'b f-feh-fide.." He rubs his nose.

I exited the lab to get a snack. My lion partner and I went out to catch more bad guys until we started feeling under the weather ourselves. Back with Keswick and Chubster, they were having violent sneeze attacks lately.

"*HkchH!* *KscH!* *HpscH!*" Chubster sneezes acid all over himself.

"heh..*EscH!* *aHcHOO!*" Kes sniffles.

While blowing his nose, Keswick offered his clone a tissue. They had acid-proofed their clothes, the tissues, and well, Chubster. He was born acid-proof because his body fluids are all acidic. Sure, it burns, but Chubster is so used to it, it doesn't even burn anymore. The chief soon came in to check on the two geniuses, but instead of seeing the new invention completed, he saw the two aliens blowing their noses with a pile of tissues beside them.

"What are you two doing? Why aren't you working?" The Chief questioned.

"It appuh-puh-puh-appuh-appears we're sick, Chief." Keswick explained.

"*HtscH!*" Chubster sneezed acid in Chief's direction, causing the flea to flee. (AAaaaah xD) Chubs writes: Sorry, Chief.~ He sniffles.

"How did you two get sick?" The chief asked.

"Well, I got it from ch-chuh-*AhChOO!* frob Chubster, who got it frob Agedt k-kuh-k-kuh-Kats--*AHhCH!*-Kat-Katswell, who got it frob Agedt p-puh-Puppy." Keswick coughed then sniffled with a runny nose.

Chubster hands him a tissue. He writes: Chief, Dad and I will be okay.~

"No. I will have to send you two home for the day. You're sick, and I can't have you sneezing all over your work."

King and I soon come in with runny noses and tissues.

"Chief,--*EhChOO!* we got bad dews.." I sniffed.

"We caught the flu." The lion coughed.

"This is terrible! All of our best agents are now getting sick!" The middle-aged flea coughed.

"So basically, Chief's gettidg it frob Kidg, who got it frob be, who got it frob Keswick, who got it frob Chubster, who got it frob Kitty, who got it frob Dudley, who--*EhscH!*.. got it frob Sdaptrap." I explained. "Wow! What are the odds?" I coughed.


Writer's Den / I Win By A Nose [Animal-Alien+M] T.U.F.F. Puppy
« on: November 29, 2017, 03:02:04 AM »
        Today was a warm summer. Leaves were green, pollen was still blooming, and every kid was out of school. At T.U.F.F., everyone was hanging out in the break room. Crime was slow today, probably because the bad guys were hot and too lazy to go out today. Keswick happened to be taking a nap while Dudley and Kitty were fanning themselves. Chubster was snacking, and the Chief was doing his power-jog. As Keswick loudly snored, the Chief tried to run in order to avoid getting sucked up his alien scientist's nose. Too late.


   The Chief's scream faded as he was trapped in Keswick's nose. The snoring came to a sudden, loud stop when Keswick woke up with a sharp tickle in his nose.

"ah.. Ah... Hhh... HAh..."

Chubster writes: Dad, are you alright?~

        Kitty walked over concerned for her friend. Dudley looked over to Keswick as well before covering the genius's large nose. Keswick sniffled.

"Feel better?"

        Keswick nods. The Chief struggles inside Keswick's snout. He tried climbing to find a way out. It was so dark and slimy. The flea slipped and nearly fell. He grabbed onto a nose hair yanking it by mistake.


Chubster writes: You okay?~

"I'm f-feh-fine, Chubster, don't worry about me."

        Chubster went to eat some more snacks, and Dudley took a nap as well. Meanwhile, the Chief climbs back up and makes his way deeper into Keswick's snout. As he climbs, the sharp tickle in Keswicks muzzle comes back.

"Aaah.. aah... hiih.."

"Keswick, what's wrong? Do you have allergies?"

"th-theh-there..ah... 's... s-suh-aah.. some..theh-thing.. id..-*AhChih!* by d-duh-duh-dose..!"

        Keswick suttered through his hitching breath. The Chief was flying back and forth as Keswick's nose twitched and ran a bit. He tried to hold in an oncoming fit, but the sneezes vurst out of him.

"aaah... aah... *AhChOO!* *Hehsch!* *AhTskx!* hhh.. ah.. *Chehz!*  *snuffle*-*AhschOO!* *HahpsChx!* ugh.."

        Keswick sniffles looking at the saliva on his paws, and Dudley wakes up. Kitty hands the sneezy alien scientist a tissue.

"Bless you."

"th-theh-Thank you, Agent Katswell."

        Kes blows his nose and sniffles. Kitty heads to her cubicle as Dudley stays in the break room with Keswick.

"Keswick, have you seen the Chief?"

"No, Agent p-peh-Puppy, I th-theh-aah.. *AhChOO!* I th-thought I heard him earlier as I sleh-ehh..slept. aah.. hhh... hah.. hih.. *AhChOO!*"



        The alien scientist returns to his lab alongside his genderless clone and child, Chubster. As everyone continues working, the Chief continues to find a way out of Keswick's nose. Hitting the insides by mistake, he causes another sneeze fit.

"*AhChOO!* *HahTsch!* *sniffle*-ahh.. *aaAh-AhChx!*"

        Chubster hands his dad a tissue, and Keswick blows his nose. There was a little blood, and the Chief was there.

"Oh.. Sweet air!"

Chubster writes: Chief!~


        The flea hops towards the bathroo to clean himself off.

"So th-theh-that's where you've been."

        He came out of the bathroom, and when everyone heard Keswick and came, the flea explained everything.

"Sorry, ch-chuh-Chief.."

"That's okay, Keswick, I was the one who got too close while you were snoring."

"That's twice this happened."

"That's because Keswick, Chubster, and I have big noses."

        With that sentence, he pointed towards his, Chubs', and Keswick's noses.

"Alright, we g-guh-get it, Agent Puppy."

"No more sneezing?"

"No m-meh-more."

        Chubster puts a paw on his dad's shoulder, and the two head back to the lab. Dudley and Kitty head to their cubicles. The Chief heads to his office, and everyone gets back to work.

Writer's Den / T.U.F.F. Puppy [Alien+Clone+Gender Neutral] Sick Day
« on: November 26, 2017, 07:22:10 PM »
It was a normal day at T.U.F.F. Everyone has arrived to work on time, except Dudley, of course. As everyone got to work, one agent seemed to be working slower as usual. It was Chubster. Keswick figured something was wrong with him. "ch-chuh-Chubster, are you okay? You s-suh-seem unwell." He asked. Chubster nodded and attempted to keep working. "*Htschx!*" A bit of acid shot out burning the thing the chubby genius was working on. If he could talk, he would say 'darnit'. Keswick saw now unwell his offspring looked. " Are you sh-shuh-sure you feel okay? Your nose is dr-druh-dry, and you're shaking." He put a paw on his child's shoulder. The chubby scientist looked to his dad and wrote: I'm fine, dad. I can handle it.~ He rubbed his large pink nose before repairing the item he melted with his acid. He and Keswick both got back to work.

Later the agents were in the snackroom eating. The noticed something shocking! Chubster was eating a little less than usual. "*Xtchx!*" The acid burned a hole in the snackroom floor as chubby unknown creature rubbed his nose. "Chubster, are you alright?" Kitty asked walking over to him. Chubster nodded. "Chubs, dude, your nose is dry. That's not good." Dudley pointed out. Chubster writes: Agent Puppy, I'm fine. I-~ He stopped writing to cover his nose, a sneeze escaping him. "*Kschx!*" The acid landed on his arm as Chubs coughed a bit. "Chubster, you're sick, and you need to rest." Kitty told him holding a tissue to his nose. "Blow." The genderless genius blew his nose and wrote: Thanks, Agent Katswell.~ "Aw, you're welcome, Chubby." The feline purred.

Keswick came in. "What happened?" The genius asked. "Chubster sneezed." Kitty answered. "It's because he's s-suh-sick." Kes explained. "He is?" Dudley scratched his head. "*Chtchx!* *Htschx!* *Ehtschx!*" Acid flew in the direction of Chubster's sneezes. "Whoa. Are you alright, Chubster?" Kitty asked. Chubs nodded. Luckily it only landed on the floor, but the acid burned small holes in the floor. "Then why did you come to work, Chubs?" Dudley asked. Chubster writes: I'm fine. I can~ He stopped writing when he felt another sneeze coming on. Kitty covered his nose and gave him tissue. The chubby scientist cleaned his nose sniffling. "c-cuh-Come on, Chubs, I'll take you home." Kes and Chubster were taking the elevator to the first floor where they were parked in the parking lot.

As the two scientists made their way to their cars, Snaptrap burst in with an evil laugh. "Well, if it isn't the two nerdlings: Killswitch and Fatswick!" He laughed. "It's k-kuh-Keswick and Chubster!" The geinus barked as Chubster frowned at Snaptrap. The rat grabbed Keswick and stuffed him in a bag. "n-nuh-Not again!" Keswick growled struggling. Snaptrap attempted to get Chubster after putting on gloves. "Try to burn me now, Fatswick!" As he tried to pick up Chubster, he couldn't. The chubby genius was way too heavy! Snaptrap yanked the genderless scientist's tail, but Chubs just flipped him over and freed Keswick. "Oh, no you don't!" He tried to blast them, but Keswick bit the rat right on the tail, making him drop the blaster. "OWWW!" Snaptrap yelled before grabbing Keswick. "*Tschx!*" Chubster sneezed acid into Snaptrap's face. "AAAAAH!" The rat dropped Keswick and tried to escape, but Chubs cuffed him.

Watching the action from the top floor, the other agents rushed to Keswick and Chubster's aid only to find that they had already defeated him. "Whoa. You caught Snaptrap!" Kitty said. "That's so awesome!" Dudley said. "Yes, Chubster s-suh-saved me." Keswick told them as Chubster wrote: He was trying to take my dad away.~ He sniffled and rubbed his runny nose. "Let's g-guh-get you home." Keswick lead Chubster to his car and drove him home. At home the two geinuses went inside, and Chubs got in bed. He closed his eyes as Keswick brought him soup. "Now r-ruh-rest up." The older genius said. Chubster nodded and drank the soup before going to sleep. Later Keswick came in to check on Chubs who had just came out the bathroom. "You okay?" Keswick asked. Chubster wrote: I threw up.. My stomach hurts..~ The scientist advised his partner to take a healing serum they made together and stay in bed. For the next few days, Chubster started to get better, and one day, he was feeling good enough to go back to work. He writes: Thanks for taking care of me, dad.~ Keswick put a paw on his offspring's shoulder. "It's no p-peh-problem." The two head to T.U.F.F. to start work.

Writer's Den / Re: [F + F + Anthro] A New Friend
« on: November 25, 2017, 05:22:00 AM »
Awesome story! So you're a Striped Hyena. I'm a Spotted Hyena. Name's Giggles! I rule as a Matriarch of my clan.

Site Rules, News, and Suggestions / Display Names and Usernames
« on: November 24, 2017, 10:43:02 PM »
how do I change my display name? I tried going to my profile account settings, but there's no field that allows me to change it. I need help. I just want to change any name.

Unarchived Stories / Re: [F] Lost in the woods
« on: April 28, 2017, 04:00:05 AM »
  Nice work. I just want to know. What kind of otter is she? Sea otter? River otter? Common otter? Giant otter? Small-clawed otter? etc.

Unarchived Stories / Re: [F] The Premiere
« on: April 10, 2017, 05:27:25 AM »
I love hyenas! I do know that hyenas aren't canines or felines but their own family called Hyaenidae. They do have good noses like canines, and in spotted hyenas, the females are bigger and stronger than the males. It's kinda rare seeing a hyena sneeze, and i do wish there were more spotted hyena sneezefics. This one was really good! It had a lot of sneezes coming from the hyena, and it's way better than the ones I make.

General Chatter / Animaniacs Sneeze Fic
« on: March 19, 2017, 08:14:05 PM »
I was thinking maybe there should be an episode where Slappy Squirrel has a cold, and Walter Wolf takes advantage of this and tries to get rid of her, but she still outwits him. At one point she would sneeze in his face or something like that.

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