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This story was made out of a request from Y31. Hope you enjoy it (I sure did).

   One day, there was a blue beauty. One who stood tall and proud, breathing potent fire, a fire greater than other fire-breathers. One may assume this small dragoness may be an ice dragon. This would be a grave error, for this reptile can’t even handle a chilly breeze. Her nares protruding proudly from the front of her face were flaring from quite the discomfort.
   This sickly, sniffling mess gasped. Her sinuses were being very sensitive today, and that doesn’t even include the cold stuck inside her muzzle that was reeking havoc. She raised her long head, closing her eyes in sync with her nares opening wide. “Rahhhhchiewwww! *sniffle* ugh!” She wipes her nares her hanky, which is now burning from her flame filled muzzle.
   Tired of all the sniffles, she stood up and strutted out the door. She got her car started, only for her muzzle to twitch again. “Rehihhhh…” She jammed a finger to her dragonic muzzle and scrubbed thoroughly, this wasn’t going to be easy for her, exactly.
   The engine roared from the car, the sound reminding the dragoness of her ancestors and how bombastic they were. She sniffled, shuddering at the ill sound as she began backing her car out of the driveway. Her mind was scrambled, as only her eyes were searching for a pharmacy as she drove cautiously around the neighborhood.
   Her nares were nearly as alert as she was. Her eyes saw bright red neon light flash, deceiving her notion that she could beat the yellow light. Her muzzle didn’t like this sudden stop and responded harshly “Rehhhptkkkk!” She sneezed, shielding her car with a scaly arm to suppress the blast. She groaned as her sinuses started acting up again. “Reehciewww!” She sneezed freely, catching the sneeze with a tissue. The car wheel became scorched, bringing panic to the dragonic mess.
   She heard a horn blast right behind her, startling her more. Her nares twitched to cue another sneeze, “Raachiewww! *sniffle*”. Her window melted a fair amount, making her kick the melded window off to see what’s in front of her sedan. She failed to notice the green light right away, making her feel small as she drove past the intersection. She clawed at her nose meekly, feeling more like a lonely rodent after looking past a glaring green light. She made a left turn, resting her head down.
   She had half a heart attack as she nearly forgot to stop for the pedestrians in her way. The shock brought a wave of reactions from her body, goosebumps being not far behind a scrunching muzzle. As the pedestrians walked by, she brought a hand up to her rising muzzle as she held it high for another tense reaction, “Reihhhhh...Rahhhhciewwww!” Her hand caught the fiery sneeze. She patted out the fire before continuing onwards. “If I don’t get this cold out soouupptkkkks!” She stifles the blast. “Soon, I’ll have to walk back home” she thought to herself. She slammed her foot on the gas as she raced to the store.
   Sirens blared, worrying the dragoness more so. She begrudgingly pulled over, pawing at her volatile nose. She hears a knock at her side window, her hand glides to the power window button. The brown dragon says “Ma’am, you have a lot of explaining to do.” The dragoness panicked, but that worry turned into guilt. She pointed at her nose in shame. The officer responded “I see.” He gives the draconic sniffler a ticket “stay home next time, eh?”
   As the officer began walking away, the dragoness stopped him by saying “But I still need somebody to get me some meds.” the officer stood there for a moment, shoulders slack before he sighed and turned around. He re-approached the window, looking left and right to make sure nobody would suspect him, then sprayed the dragoness. “RRaaacheiewwww!” She sneezed outwardly. Thankfully, the brown dragon caught the sneeze with a leather handkerchief. “That should last you about 10 minutes, make it quick!” The girl nodded, putting her car back in gear as she felt her sinuses clear up.
   With a boost of confidence, she went to the pharmacy smiling. She picked out her favorite soda pop, chips, perfume, the whole nine yards. As she approached the register line, she felt this gnawing tickle grow back into her muzzle. Scared, she dropped everything and began clawing the very front of her muzzle. Her nostrils weren’t happy with her rebellion, for they were dancing around the claws that were trying to contort the fiber of there being. She fled the line and searched for the medicine she so desperately needed.
   Her tearing eyes met with the medicine aisle. The tips of her feet pushed her quickly towards every type of medicine that could possibly help her. She one-handedly tossed any item that wasn’t meant for her. “Headaches, ulcers, pink-eye, bad-breath...Itchy nose!!!” She said, cheering for her minor victory. Her nose was also celebrating a minor victory the grasp from the blue fire breather was gone.
   Hitching loudly, she approached a mother dragoness, asking her for a tissue through her desperate actions. Wincing, the healthy dragoness pressed a sturdy tissue against the sickened dragoness’s nose. The mother fought the nose as the ill dragon raised her head, giving in to her sickly urge. “Raachiewww! Rehihhh...rehihhh...cheiwwww!” The blue dragoness sniffled into the tissue, or what was left of it. With a loud harump, the scorched mother guarded her kid as she stormed away. The blue dragoness quietly said “Th-thank you…”
After a brief wait at the register, the ill dragoness started her drive back home. On her way home, she sneezed boisterously, disintegrating her well kept sedan. “Raachiewww!” She began pacing back and forth, furious that she has to walk home now. She sat on the curb, contemplating calling a SUPER. Her mind wanted to do nothing more than to sneeze herself to death, but something in her wanted more.
She squeezed each nostrils with a claw. Both nares, however, spasmed despite her grip, tiring her. A few minutes pass and right as she was about to sneeze, a group of ruffins walked by her. She rubbed her nares into her arm with the rest of her energy for the sake of the children.
As they disappeared from her vision, the tickle in her muzzle grew to unthinkable heights. She raised her head in preparation, as if she rehearsed it a thousand times. Keeping all but a pathetic claw to block the fiery blast to make way through her nasal passages. She closed her eyes and “Rrraachieww!”. Fire stuck to the streets before quickly dissipating.
She moaned, pulling her phone out and calling in a SUPER. “Cahihhh...Can I gehhh...CanIgetarachiewww! *sniffle* ride.” The sneeze costed her extra since it endangers the health of the driver. “Ugh!” She responded to the price. She sat there, sniffling away. Every once and a while, a friendly figure would ask if she’s alright. Where she would move the fellow to the side and let out a quick “Rechiewww!”, cueing them to go about their day.
The driver finally came, making the blue sniffler’s tail wag with joy. She waved her hands up high as the driver slowly pulled over. Her nose was quite excited as well, flaring nostrils trying to catch more attention than the dragoness herself. She brought her claws to her snout, hitching loud, shaky breaths. Right as the driver stopped, the dragoness let out a explosive sneeze.
   “Raaachiewww!” She sneezed, burning all of the car to ash except the drive himself. He looked meanly at the dragoness, putting both hands in his pockets as he paced away from her. She sighed, walking home and burning everything her snout could smell.
   She plopped onto her bed, ending up right back where she was. She eyed the medicine she got earlier, thinking of whether she should take them or not. Her snout decided for her a twinged. She clung onto hope with a claw grasping the front of her snout, her snout was more advanced and ignored the plea.
   As her claw became limp, she looked up and shut her eyes. “Raahihhhh...Rachiewwww!” She sneezed, burning the medicine to a crisp. She saw a charred medicine bottle, which signaled her to grab it. The moment a claw touched it, however, it too turned to ash.
   Defeated, she accepted her fate as a sniffly monster of the east. Her muzzle confirming this with one, gigantic sneeze. “Rrrraaachieww-yyyy! *sniffle*”
I'll take a sneezefic, and WRITE IT!

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Re: (F+Destructive)[Request] Sneezes don't strike twice in the same place
« Reply #1 on: February 20, 2018, 11:57:31 PM »
Very cute little story.   :)

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Re: (F+Destructive)[Request] Sneezes don't strike twice in the same place
« Reply #2 on: February 21, 2018, 01:13:19 PM »
Nice story, poor cutie dragoness.