(Here it is, sorry about taking so long. My life got busy.)
Everyone grew quiet as the wheel spun, clicking until it slowed and stopped on the image of a fur having his nose tickled by a feather.
The host smiled, speaking into the mic. “It looks like the second round item will be the feather.”
Derpy was nervous now, she may have been a winged pony but she never could stand having her nose tickled by a feather. She swallowed the lump in her throat and prepared to face her greatest foe, a feather.
A short petite long white haired feline walked onto the stage, carrying the tail feather of some bird, judging by the color it looked like blue jay feather.
The host gives the feline a quick intro. “I would like for you all to meet my lovely assistant, Snow.”
Snow looked at the audience as they cheered and whistled for her, she bowed and waved, blowing kisses at a couple of cute guys and girls. Snow clasped Derpy's hand and gave it a firm shake, feeling Derpy return the squeeze with one of her own.
“It's nice to meet you, Snow.”
“Same here.” Snow replied, fluttering her eyelashes and giving the pony a somewhat flirtatious look. As if to say ask me out, you know you want to. Snow noticed that Derpy seemed to be distracted by something, Snow noticed right away that the pony's eyes were starting to drift away from each other, one rolling down and away while the other rolled up and away. Strange, Snow blinked and noticed how they were back to normal.
“Are you two lovely ladies ready?” The host asked, looking from one to the other.
“Of course, I'm always ready to win.” Snow said confidently.
Derpy answered with a nod, saying. “Bring it on, I can take it.” But on the inside she knew that this was going to be one tough battle, asking herself why it had to be the feather.
“The timer will starts in three... two... one...” The audience joins in and yells. “Don't Sneeze!”
Snow started off slow, twirling and stroking the very tip of the pony's snout, teasing her, never touching a nostril for the first few seconds. The pony's nose twitched away from the feather once then twice before stopping completely. 'Why do feathers have to be so tickly?' Derpy mentally complained, trying her hardest to keep her nose as still as possible. Snow changed tactics and began to twirl and twist the feather tip up inside Derpy's nasal cavity, its soft tendrils and fluff teasing her mucus membrane. Derpy couldn't keep from snorting which only pulled in more feather fluff even deeper.
“HuH-” Derpy's breath hitched once before she could regain control, hoping that Snow didn't notice her slip up.
The feline would have to be blind and deaf not to see and hear that, knowing that she was getting close she started to rapidly wiggle the feather around, bring Derpy closer and closer to a climatic release.
'No!' Derpy was only thirty seconds away from victory when Snow hit that special spot all noses have, that one spot guaranteed to make you sneeze no matter what. “HhuH-eH-HeH-AT'sHOO! HaT'sHOO! T'ShOO!” Snow being so close to Derpy felt the spray hit her on the face.
The stage light turns red and focuses on Derpy for a second before returning to normal.
“I'm sorry, Derpy, it looks like you won't be advancing to the last round.” The host said sadly. “Thanks for coming down and playing our little game.”
Derpy crossed her arms and poked out her bottom lip, sighing. “I guess I was glad to be part of the show.”
“It was a pleasure meeting you.” He shook Derpy's hand, then looked at Snow. “Why don't you take Derpy backstage.”
Snow nods and grabs Derpy's hand, dragging her backstage at a rapid pace. “C'mon, lets go before some one takes the last muffin.”
Muffin the magic word that is guaranteed to put a smile on the pony's face. “Yay! Muffins!”
“We will return after a word from our sponsers.
(Insert commercial break.)
“Welcome back! Now let's meet our next contestant, everyone give a hand for Ulysses Feral, commanding officer of Megakat City's Enforcers.” The tall and tough cat stepped over to the host. The cat didn't say hi! Or wave or anything like that he just stood straight up like a well trained soldier.
“Just spin the wheel to start the game.” The host said to Feral.
Commander Feral grabbed the wheel and gave it a powerful spin.
(Voting time.)
A. Win: 0
B. Lose: 0
(What item should be used on him?)
1. Feathers: 0
2. Pepper: 0
3. Dust: 0
4. Small insect: 0
5. Fluffy Tail/ Fur: 0
6. Pollen/flowers: 0
7. flour: 0
8. micro: 0
