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[M + F] A Sneezy Countdown (Fox, Bear - Allergies, Cold)
« on: December 31, 2021, 09:41:20 AM »
“HaaaaAAASSSHHHOOH! HaaaaEEEESSSHHHaagh!... Hyagh… haaaAARRRSSSHHHHOOH!”

“Ooohh, bless you!” Loulou, an elegant black panther lady, hurried down the stairs. Her husband, Neil, a tall, good looking fox, was standing in the middle of the living room, holding a handful of tissues to his big black nose that was now almost as red as his fur. “What have you been doing, honey? – Oh!” She rushed up to him, smiling radiantly. “You’ve done all the cleaning, I see! Oh, bless you again!” she added when another violent sneeze burst out of Neil’s nose, followed by another one, and another one.

“Ugh…” Sniffling, he pressed the tissue wad to his nose. “After all, it’s New Year’s Eve… I didn’t want to bring all the dust from the old year into the new one… *sniff*!” His face contorted again, and his sizable nostrils flared widely.

“Ooooh!” Loulou turned around quickly to snatch a fresh handful of tissues from the box on the coffee table. “Here you go, honey!” She cupped his big sensitive nose in the tissues just at the right second – his nose fired off a volley of fierce, snorting sneezes.

“Gosh…” Loulou breathed, nestling close to her sneezy man as her hand kept holding the tissue wad to his exploding snout. “You shouldn’t have done that, sweetheart. You’re so allergic to dust! You should have let me do it.”

Shaking his head, Neil wiggled his nose, sniffling again. The shiny red fur on his head, usually smooth and neat, now stood up in all directions. “You’re always working so much, Loulou, sweetie. I wanted to mahhh… make myself usefuuuhhhhaaaaAAASSSHHHHaagh!... EEEYYYEEESSSHHHAAAH!”

“Bless you! – Blow your nose, honey!”

He did, and Loulou disposed of the used tissues. “Well… I know of a better way to make yourself useful!” she smiled, her heart pounding. “But… unfortunately… our guests will arrive soon…”

He smiled, pulling her closer to himself. “You look fantastic, baby. Everybody will envy me… for haahhh… having such a beauuuuhhh…” His nose twitched, and his breath got hitchy.

“Oh, honey!” Her finger went under his large sensitive nose, pressing gently up against his quivering nostrils. “Your poor nose needs a break now!” She began rubbing his tickly nose, massaging it until his breath calmed down.

“Thank you, my love.” They shared a kiss full of passion.

One hour later, their guests arrived. It was a small group of friends, men and women, from their neighborhood as well as their workplaces. “Hi!” Loulou smiled happily when she hugged her best friend, a brown bear girl named Michelle.

“Hi, Loulou! – Oh, don’t come too close… I’ve caught a cold!” The curvy bear girl returned her smile and rubbed her big, round, impressive nose that was slightly red.

“Oh, honey, are you feeling okay?”

“Yeah, no problem! I’m feeling great, no fever or anything – it’s just my nose! I hope I won’t infect anybody heehhh… herehhhh… Agh, where are my tissues… heghh…” Slightly panicking, Michelle rummaged through her purse.

“Here you are, dear!” Loulou hurried to pass her friend one of the many boxes of tissues she always had ready.

“HeeeIIIIISSSSHHHEEW!” The bear girl sneezed fiercely into a handful of tissues she had pulled out of the box just in time. “HehIIISSHHOOOOH!... Haghhh... haaaaEEESSSSHHHOOH!”

“Wow, bless you!”

“Thangks!” Michelle sighed, blowing her nose. “I guess I really shouldn’t get too close to anybody…”

“Hey, Michelle!” Neil came up to the two women, greeting Michelle with a soft kiss on the cheek. “It’s great to see you! And don’t worry about getting too close to anybody – everyone here has had a cold already these days.” He laughed wryly.

“And we’ve got enough tissues for you!” Loulou added with a broad smile. “Remember, Neil’s allergies… We’re always prepared!”

The party went ahead, with everybody enjoying their being together, relishing the delicious food and wine, and the music. Loulou and Neil had a lot of fun talking and laughing with their friends – they hadn’t seen most of them in a long time. Loulou noticed her bear friend was enjoying herself too, although her sniffly, sneezy nose was giving her a hard time.

“Hey! It’s almost midnight!” Lucas the husky, one of Neil’s friends from work, shouted cheerfully, holding up a bottle of champagne. “Let’s get ready for the countdown!”

“Right!”

Everybody’s eyes were fixed upon the clock on the screen of the TV somebody had switched on hurriedly.

At that moment, Neil felt a sharp tickle in his nose again. Some tiny dust particles had been clinging to the fox’s nasal membranes all evening, making his nose feel itchy and irritated, without any relieving sneeze being able to get through. Now, it finally seemed to happen… But the timing was too bad! He couldn’t sneeze NOW!... He pinched his nose. In vain. The tickle was too strong…

“Hehhh… hhhnnnn… huuuCCKKKSSHHHOOOH!”

“Ten!” somebody shouted.

The bear girl Michelle, who had been desperately trying not to sneeze for the last couple of hours, now felt she couldn’t hold back anymore. Neil’s sneeze, sounding just as tickly as her nose felt, pushed her over the edge: “HaaIIIIISSSSHHHHOOH!”

“Nine!” Loulou called out, squeezing Michelle’s arm with a beaming smile.

“HaaaaAARRRSSSSHHHHHH!” Neil snorted out another sneeze.

“Eight!” the crowd roared.

“HhhnnnNEEESSHHagh!” It was Michelle’s turn again.

“Seven!”

“HeeYYYAAAAASSSHHHHagh!” Neil’s nose was on fire now.

“Six!”

“NNEEESSHHooogh!” The bear girl’s nose exploded into her tissues.

“Five!”

“HaaaaEEEEESSSHHHAAAGH!” The fox knew he definitely wasn’t done sneezing… His nose was itchy as hell…

“Four!”

“Haghh… haaaaaAAARRRSSSHHHOOOah!” Another earth-shaking sneeze burst out of Neil’s allergic nose.

“Hyyahhhh-haaaIIIISSSHHHagh!“ Michelle’s reddened, cold-stricken nose was giving in to its tickly irritation as well.

“Three!”

“Haaagh… hunnnNNEEESSSHHHHOOagh!” Another wet, tickly sneeze was hurled out of the bear girl’s impressive nose into the tissues.

“Two!”

“HeeeeeYYYYAAASSSSHHHoogh!” Neil scrunched up his nose as the sneezy feeling just wouldn’t let up…

“One!”

“Haahh…eghhhh… hyaaahhh…” Michelle gasped, rubbing her tickly, sniffly nose, her wide nostrils twitching and flaring. A quick glance at Neil told her he, too, still had to sneeze. “Haaahhhh…” he breathed, his face contorting into the sneeziest expression ever…
“HaaaaaaEEEESSSSSHHHOOO---EEEYYYIIISSSSHHHHAAAH!!”
A perfectly synchronous sound of both their noses exploding at exactly the same moment filled the room.

“HAPPY NEW YEAR!”

“And bless you!”

Smiling at the cheerful group of friends assembled in her home, then hugging and kissing the two people she loved most, Loulou knew this was the beginning of a wonderful year.
« Last Edit: December 31, 2021, 11:42:39 PM by Furry-Sneezes »

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Re: [M + F] A Sneezy Countdown (Fox, Bear - Allergies, Cold)
« Reply #1 on: January 03, 2022, 05:43:17 PM »
I LOVE this story @kiku.  I wish I could have been at that party ;D.  I would have found an excuse to stand in between Neil and Michelle for the New Years Eve count down.  If I was really lucky maybe I would have had Scooby Doo as my date ;D.

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Re: [M + F] A Sneezy Countdown (Fox, Bear - Allergies, Cold)
« Reply #2 on: January 04, 2022, 06:06:05 AM »
Thank you so much, @Daphine! I'm happy you liked it. What a great idea to have Scooby Doo at that sneezy New Year's Eve party too. Just imagine how many sneezes the three of them could have produced together!  ;D

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Re: [M + F] A Sneezy Countdown (Fox, Bear - Allergies, Cold)
« Reply #3 on: January 04, 2022, 10:04:31 PM »
Thank you so much, @Daphine! I'm happy you liked it. What a great idea to have Scooby Doo at that sneezy New Year's Eve party too. Just imagine how many sneezes the three of them could have produced together!  ;D

Sounds like it would have been a wonderful sicario.  If only I had been Scooby's date ;D.